Thursday, August 02, 2012
Cave Man and Cave Woman
He: Me go hunt.
She: That’s fine dear, but try to do better than last week’s wooly mammoth haunch. It was stringy and tough. Try to find a younger animal. They’re more tender.
He: Me go hunt.
She: And while you’re hunting, try to find some more of those shiny bright pebbles. The girls are coming over this evening for a game of prehistoric Mah Jong, and we could use some more stones.
He: Before go, me want sex.
She: Not now dear. I’ve far too much to do. And besides, I have a headache. And remember, when you get home, wipe your feet outside. You keep tracking in mastodon dung. I’m tired of having to sweep up after you.
He: Me go hunt.
Some of you may think the above is fantasy, but this is not so. I have scrupulously and assiduously copied this exactly as it appears on a prehistoric bathroom wall.
