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1. The crew resurfacing Nesconset Highway really didn’t care about the quality of the job they did.  Is this a case of repaved indifference?

2. A divorced gentleman telephones his former wife. Is this a case of  ex communication?

3. Upon joining a herd of dairy cows, a new arrival is chased and achieved by an amorous bull, despite her loud and long protestations.  Is this a case of a mooing violation?

4. Tony is a homosexual prostitute.  Does that make him a  fruit tart?

5. Here’s a tough one concerning the painting ‘Nude Descending a Staircase.’  Is this a case of  

in descent exposure?

6. In error, a young unmarried woman waits beneath the wrong theater marquee to meet a friend.  Is this a case of miss under standing?

7.On the day after a mad genetic scientist creates a huge carnivorous male elephant his student assistant disappears.  Will this result in an  intern in a bull delay?

8. An otherwise starving man has nothing to eat except a cupboard full of canned pineapple. Is this not a doleful situation?

9. A gourmet, on first tasting a new recipe for baked beans, finds them so delicious that he gorges himself, thinking he can never have enough.  Is this a case of inflatulation?

10. When Lincoln was assassinated, did this represent an unpresidented occurrence?